hanukkahlewinsky:

is this what having a penis is like 

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(via moreweights)

Wanna know the fucking truth? Nobody is fucking happy. Nobody has skin made from oil paint and sunlight. Nobody fucking understands this world. Fuck, nobody probably understands math as much as they claim. You’re here one day and the next you’re not. God? Religion? I’ve learned a lot more about the world by eating acid and swallowing pills. Tell me what your church has done for you? Tell me if you have holes in your mouth from speaking lies? Wanna know the fucking truth? Pity is just another word for pathetic. Drink beer and watch the sunrise from every rooftop. Take photographs naked. Take photographs kissing. Take photographs having sex. Stop making everything about sexuality. Wanna know the fucking truth? Nobody really gives a damn if you lost your virginity at fourteen or if you were the president in high school. Wanna know the fucking truth? There is no such thing as the right person. People leave. They change like ocean currents, they leave you with bruises in your calves. And you wanna know the fucking truth? You get better. You learn to love. You find God in between the cracks of a wall when you’re puking your limbs out. You wanna know the fucking truth? Go find it. — something someone should have told me when i was eighteen  (via irynka)

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galaxys4:

I’m deleting

galaxys4:

I’m deleting

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the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

the internet summed up in one gif set

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s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

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feellng:

Broken,lovely,funny 😨

Beautiful, fat, funny Seems legit

feellng:

Broken,lovely,funny 😨

Beautiful, fat, funny
Seems legit

plug:

when bae mad at u

plug:

when bae mad at u

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health-gasm:

"I wanna get toned"

aka you want muscles but god forbid you use the m word

(via xfiercebitch)

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. Zig Ziglar (via feellng)